10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05