10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Fold and live to fold again
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT