10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Welcome to kicker school
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger