10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.