10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.