10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln