10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion