10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it