10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Welcome to kicker school
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers