10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have