10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...