10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson