10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.