10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for fat, American losers.