10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway