10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'