10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers