10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."