10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob