10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester