10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?