10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- "No river, no fish."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.