10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek