10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.