10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.