10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow