10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson