10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen