10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow