10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!