10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com