10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.