10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Welcome to kicker school
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.