10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz