10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi