10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die