10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.