10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.