10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.