10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.