10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters