10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow