10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.