10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003