10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz