10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.