10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003