10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders