10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "No river, no fish."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"