10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim